My name is Jake, this is my favorite tumblr and I highly recommend it, I have never visited a blog I like better. Also 5 stars for the pretty colors.
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
Now I don’t know a thing about Homestuck besides what I see on Tumblr but…
Why do trolls have horns?
Seriously what’s the deal with that?
Do they lock horns together when they get into a dispute? like
Yeah let’s go with that.
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down
neigh
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
